May 29, 2006
Wisconsin Trip
This weekend, we went to Sparta, WI for my cousin Laban’s wedding. The trip took us about 7 hours one way. Mapquest(5 hours) + potty stops (1 hour) + food break (1 hour) = trip total. The hotel had a nice swimming pool and a hot tub. I took a step into the pool and declared it to be “Wisconsin warm” when asked how cold the water was by my Dad. As George Costanza would say, “there was significant shrinkage”. The kids had a blast playing with grandma and grandpa. We found out later that the water temp was a balmy 79 degrees.
The wedding went pretty much as planned. Beautiful 4-part harmony A Capella singing gave me a twinge of irreverence when I thought about my church’s Sunday morning rock band. The wedding sermon was one of the worst I have heard before. It was a solid hour of negative marriage counseling about everything that could possibly go wrong in a marriage and how to fix it. The vows were nice. They went with the positive “as long as we both shall live” instead of “till death do us part”. No rings, candles, or other pagan wedding frills as this was a Mennonite wedding.
We didn’t stick around for the reception because it was running late already and we had a long drive ahead of us. We ate our reception meal at Mickey D’s before heading home.
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